Although the Greeks invented the Olympics, the Romans invented something far more critical to our health: the afternoon nap, or la siesta. The word derives from the Latin sexta (the sixth hour).
Those Romans thought of everything, didn’t they?
But how did they build mighty empires if everyone took a break in the afternoon? I can imagine the scene:
Governor Varus: Primus, get the Centurions in formation. We need to march to the Rhine today so we can attack those sissy Germans in the morning!
Primus Pilus: Sorry, Guvnah, Centurions gotta finish their sexta.
Varus: Their what?!
Pilus: You know how cranky they get when they haven't had their nappy…
Varus: When we’re preparing for the biggest battle since Sparta?! Tell them to put their armor on and prepare to march!
Pilus: Sorry, Guv, union rules.
But despite their indolent ways, the Romans invented some amazing contraptions. Like the aqueducts, which carried water great distances so we could drink, splash, or swim in it. Can you imagine a world without puddles to play in?
And how about concrete? This magical stuff is used to build sturdy structures that last forever (or until they crack and create little hidey holes for newborn geckos). What better way to leave your mark on history than to prance your paws on a freshly poured pavement?
Maximus, go fetch my blankey!
The best way to enjoy a summer siesta is to stretch out under a tree on the cool grass as a breeze wafts over the hillside. Or on the couch in an air-conditioned lanai.
Honestly, I care less about the where than about the who, as in: Who am I sharing my nap with?
I prefer someone amply padded who doesn’t snore too loud—someone who will wipe the concrete off my paws.
Daddy? No way.
Mommy? Hmmm.
Lunch boxes prohibited
People from colder climates never understood the benefits of the siesta and called nappers lazy. But in fact, naps have been found to increase productivity as workers return to their jobs refreshed and willing to apply extra effort.
The French even ban workers from eating at their desks during their famous ninety-minute lunch breaks. They figured out what all dogs instinctively know: meals are more fun when someone else cooks and cleans. They also believe that society benefits from civil discourse. (This is from the country that continued using the guillotine until 1977.)
Of course, after that convivial lunch and a couple of glasses of wine, it’s best to allow a little time for your food to digest and your head to clear.
So, take that afternoon siesta. You owe it to yourself, your coworkers, and society as a whole.
Epilogue
I just returned from a trip to the doctor. This was NOT one of the naps I was looking forward to!
Stay tuned for more…
I dedicate this story to all my friends and loyal readers who appreciate naps as much as I do—especially Ashe, Stormy, Casey, Oreo, and Maxcy Girl.
Poor Keke! She was a real trooper!